Birthday

Today is apparently my birthday.  I’m not so convinced though.  All I basically did was sit on top of a spinning globe while it made its way around the Sun.  That doesn’t seem like an accomplishment that I can be proud of.  It would be like getting on a bus, sitting there while the bus driver drives you downtown and then when you get downtown a bunch of people celebrate your achievement.

I’m not adverse to birthday parties.  Parties are great.  Gifts are great.  I feel like celebrating every day.  I don’t feel like I’m getting old.  I don’t say clichés like “oh it’s just a number” or “you’re only as old as you feel” because I believe those are masks for people who feel old and are afraid of the inevitable death that they are one moment closer to.

I just do not see the relevance after the first one (you know, the one where you were squeezed through a vagina or rescued from your mothers open stomach?)  Now THAT is an accomplishment and congratulations to everyone reading this for surviving that traumatic event.

All that being said:  I love parties.  I love gifts.  I love life and desire to celebrate it everyday.  I feel mystery and miracles in the air.  I just don’t prescribe magic to a special day honoring my achievement of breathing successfully for a year.

Happy birthday Chris Scholl!!!

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