“Baby on board” read the diamond-shaped sign on the guy who cut me off in his stupid car.  I suppose that this is his attempt at telling the world that he is a loving parent.  Or perhaps this is his way of trying to control people’s behaviour on the road. 

Whatever the case, I thought “what if I hated babies?”  Wouldn’t this entice me to seek revenge on the baby on board?  At that point the diamond-shaped sign would just be taunting me!!!

Or perhaps I’m reading it all wrong and he was announcing that he actually nailed a baby to a board… hence “baby on board”.  In that case we could share in our distaste for babies if in fact I hated babies and he hadn’t cut me off.

But I don’t hate babies.  I absolutely love babies.  This guy’s diamond-shaped sign does nothing to change my driving behaviors. 

By the way, I wrote this post in my notebook while driving with my knees after this asshole cut me off.  Thinking back, perhaps he was the baby… metaphorically speaking.