I went to the Narcisse Snake pits in Manitoba a few weeks ago and this guy took the time to stick his face in my camera. He then began encouraging me to eat some sort of apple that would make me smarter than God.
I replied “wow, this acid is strong and you sure are funny mr. snake” in a slow stretchy echoing tone with a lower octave underlying my voice. Later I thought, “wait a minute, snakes don’t fucking talk! And I haven’t done acid in 13 years… And I’ve already eaten that apple; that’s what got me in this mess in the first place”.
I went to find that snake and decline his offer but there were so many snakes about and they all look the same to me.
Does that make me a snake racist?